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 掌声有请 神奇的乔纳森Put your hands together for Amazing Johnathan.,神奇的乔纳森!The Amazing Johnathan.,神奇的乔纳森!The Amazing Johnathan.,乔纳森有一场很神奇的视觉魔术表演In one of his most amazing illusions,他看上去就像用刀切开了自己的胳膊Johnathan seems to slice open his arm with a butcher knife.,啊——!Aah!,我们一直在寻找无畏得失的表演者We're always looking for someone who has nothing to lose in their performances.,乔纳森就是其中一个I think we've got it in Johnathan.,佩恩·吉列特I think we've got it in Johnathan.,魔术师/喜剧演员I think we've got it in Johnathan.,哦,我的天啊!Oh,哦,天!Oh God!,我买了他几个节目的版权I actually bought the rights to a couple of his pieces,克里斯·安吉尔I actually bought the rights to a couple of his pieces,魔术师I actually bought the rights to a couple of his pieces,这样我也可以表演了because I wanted it for my own shows.,这些可能有点挑衅观众,但他立场很坚定It was aggressive,他很确定:"这就是我要做的"That he had said,马克思·梅文That he had said,魔术师That he had said,魔术经常被认为有点流俗Magic got a reputation for being a little cheesy,但像佩恩和特勒,还有神奇的乔纳森and people like Penn and Teller and The Amazing Johnathan,佩恩&特勒 (Penn & Teller):魔术师中最搞笑的男子组合and people like Penn and Teller and The Amazing Johnathan,他们用自己的方式解构了魔术sort of deconstructed magicin their own way.,艾尔 · 扬科维奇sort of deconstructed magicin their own way.,我能在各种各样的真人秀上看见他I would see him on,我小的时候,他是一个离经叛道的魔术师when I was younger,我喜欢他,他代表了一种时代精神I loved him.He was just,埃里克·安德烈I loved him.He was just,喜剧演员I loved him.He was just,那时候没有很多男表演者去帮助女表演者There were not a lot of male performers who helped female performers.,没有一个男表演者会说,“我需要她配合我”The fact that a guy would say I want her to open for me...,朱迪·戈德The fact that a guy would say I want her to open for me...,喜剧演员The fact that a guy would say I want her to open for me...,而他不一样He's a disrupter.,作为一个台柱子,他总在说As a prop guy,斯科特·汤普森(原名)As a prop guy,“我能多傻有多傻”,但他其实是个天才Dumb as fuckin' dumb could get,绝对的天才It's brilliant.,我在至少一百个电视节目上表演过I've performed in over a hundred TV shows.,也环游世界过好几次I went around the world a few times.,给两任美国总统表演过I did a show for two presidents of the United States.,赚了几百万美元And I've made millions of dollars.,有一位美丽的妻子I've got a beautiful wife...,然而一切都完蛋了and everything came crashing...,我被告诉说还能活一年down when I was told I had a year to live.,这不是个笑话It's not a joke.,所以…So,这就是我现在的状态I'm dealing with that right now.,我承诺过不会哭,但真的很感谢你们来看我I promised I wasn't gonna cry,导演I promised I wasn't gonna cry,本·伯曼I promised I wasn't gonna cry,导\h\h\h\h演I promised I wasn't gonna cry,本\h·\h伯曼I promised I wasn't gonna cry,我们另一个世界再会I'll see you on the other side.,2014年,“神奇的乔纳森”——乔纳森·斯泽尔斯,被诊断出原发性心肌症,一种末期心脏病,他还能活一年被诊断出原发性心肌症,一种末期心脏病,三\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h年\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h后被诊断出原发性心肌症,一种末期心脏病,三\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h年\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h后被诊断出原发性心肌症,一种末期心脏病,乔纳森家被诊断出原发性心肌症,一种末期心脏病,拉斯维加斯被诊断出原发性心肌症,一种末期心脏病,乔纳森的妻子被诊断出原发性心肌症,一种末期心脏病,你到底进不进来?Are you gettin' in or what?,每天只做自己想做的事Every day is just whatever we want to do.,有利有弊吧Yeah,如果每天你都无事可做It's hard to get motivated when you know that every day,安娜斯塔西娅·辛It's hard to get motivated when you know that every day,是很容易泄劲的is just gonna be more of not having anything that you really have to do,那如果一旦有零星小事需要处理But it also‐‐ yeah,也会觉得特别麻烦the little slightest thing to do,这就是坏处That's the curse.,比如说,我们想寄封信I mean,“哦,两天内我们要把信寄出去”"Oh,“操”"Fuck.",嗯,这是真的Yeah,太真实了Very true.,你不觉得我们很悲哀吗?You know,我几年前诊断出心脏有问题Well,我挺过来了I'm overdue.,我是说,我活得比医生说的更久I mean,我的退休生活就是每天躺在床上My daily life after I retired was laying in bed,大部分时间most of the time.,正如你所看到的,我喜欢画画You know,所有的一切都在我的掌控之中every‐every‐everything is at my disposal right now.,我也想做到高产,但没成功I try to be productive and it just doesn't work out,我主要关注的还是我的健康问题because my mind is on,我记得他被送进急诊,医生看了他的情况I remember when he went in to the ICU and the doctor saw his heart,带我去看心电图and brought me into the room to show him the heart beating,“这是正常人的”"This is what a heart normally does.",然后我再看屏幕上乔纳森的心跳And then when I saw Johnathan's heart on the screen,每个波形的右上角都这样just the top right corner of it went like that.,每次我们去拿检测结果Every time we go to get my heart numbers,我的心梗存活率都在不断降低the infraction rate of my heart,越来越糟It is getting worse and worse.,这就是问题的根源This is the bane of my existence.,一粒就他妈那么大That is so fucking big.,我可能会这么死——急性心脏病发作That's probably how I will go‐‐ quick,他们就这么和我说的That's what they tell me..
    - 你在开玩笑吗?That's what they tell me.,不…逗你玩的No... I'm not.,年度魔术盛典No... I'm not.,拉斯维加斯No... I'm not.,今年有什么把式?What's the trick of the year?,这我也玩过Yeah,你气色很好You look good.,我不该来这,所以就随便看看I'm not supposed to be here,对于你来说,最好还是回归魔术事业The best thing in the world for you is getting back into magic.,你知道的,这是一条不错的路You know,- 是的 - 工作-Yeah.- Working.,- 总比在家待着强 - 是的‐ Better than bed at home.‐ Yeah.,我必须得做点什么,不然我就要疯了你知道吗?I've gotta do something or I'll just...I'll go crazy,我明白I understand.,来,给我们合张影Yeah,- 那是谁?- 辛普森一家的伯恩斯先生Who was that?- Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.,“不错”"Excellent.",- 说认真的,他是谁?- 认真的?- Who is that guy,- 他是,呃,灯泡先生,电力先生- 哇哦‐ He's,他是一个伟大的魔术师He was a big‐time magician.,在整个拉斯维加斯历史上I was the longest‐running comic magician,我曾经是干的最久的喜剧魔术师in the history of Las Vegas.,我不得不退休,眼睁睁地看着一切消失I watched that go away because I had to retire.,所有人都会经历衰落的Everybody slides down eventually,而且这不是说说而已and,非常感谢,乔纳森,你证明了他们都错了,你是最棒的Thank you so much,\h\h哈!Ha!,注意,下面这个把戏厉害了Watch this,这是幻术It's an illusion.,我会把它拼回去的,把两张放到他手里But I'm gonna fix it by placing the pieces in his hand,在上面撒点魔术粉sprinkling what we call magic dust over the ripped pieces.,好了All right.,用魔术棒敲两下Tapping it twice with the wand.,原谅我Excuse me.,好了Okay.,让我们有请罗伯特上台来帮助我Let's hear it for Robert for coming up here and helping me out!,\h\h罗伯特!Robert!,我住在下一条街All right,底特律,密歇根州All right,- 你好 - 有什么事吗?- Hello.- Can I help you?,我以前住在这里I used to live in this house,我是神奇的乔纳森and I'm Amazing Johnathan.,- 不是吧 - 是的- No.- Yes.,我以前把地下室当舞台The basement is where I used to have my stage.,他小时候很乖,真的He was a good kid. He really was.,安静,喜欢阅读He was very quiet. He loved to read.,但在儿童开始聚会之后就变了He started out at kids' parties.,就从那开始That's when he started out.,乔纳森的母亲That's when he started out.,多琳·塞勒斯That's when he started out.,然后一切都变了And they'd just crack up.,他爸爸没什么耐心,对于当父亲的来说也正常His dad didn't have any patience which is pretty typical to dads sometimes,但他没能活到看乔纳森表演but he never got to see John.,他去世太早了,乔纳森都还没成名He died before he got to see John in action,没能看到他扬名立万really doing good.,在那之前他就死了He died before he did.,他需要离开,没什么值得留恋的He needed to leave. There was nothing here for him.,他离开家的时候,我对他要干什么What he did when he left home,一无所知,也不想知道I have no idea,一点也不想I don't want to know.,拍到你了You're on.,- 能拍到我 - 是的‐ I'm on.- You're on.,‐ 乔纳森是我们最好的朋友- 我是她们最好的朋友Johnathan's our main man.‐ I'm their main man.,就是这样Definitely their main man.,所有人向摄影机吐口香糖Everybody spit their gum out at the camera.,一,二,三One,我沉迷于可卡因大约二十年I was hooked on coke for about 20 years.,每个周末都要吸一点Every weekend I did it.,我创作所有的表演细节时,也都在吸I wrote‐‐ My whole act I wrote on doing coke.,然后,我又换了别的And,快速丸(安非他明,一种兴奋剂),就不吸可卡因了I switched to speed,我就,呃,时不时地来一点,然后…So,这儿In here.,快速丸,你怎么吃啊?The speed,怎么吃?我给你示范一下How is that?‐ Let me show you.,你想看吗?Would you like to see?,你想的话我无所谓Well,- 那我现在弄- 啊?- I'll do it now.- Huh?,那我现在弄,反正我也想来点- I'll do it right now. I want to anyway.,也差不多时候了It's about that time.,- 我觉得我们不该用…It's about that time.,我吸毒的素材It's about that time.,所有人都跟我说It's about that time.,不要拍我吸毒的画面It's about that time.,你可以承认你吸毒It's about that time.,但假如外界看到了…It's about that time.,那就完全是两回事了It's about that time.,不如我们用个黑方块遮挡一下?It's about that time.,没有画面也可以很有冲击力It's about that time.,一点点就够爽翻天了Just take a hit off this and boom.,有点像抽烟斗It kind of looks like a guy smoking a pipe.,就这样That's all it is.,我取消了一场计划里的表演,这样才能出去I canceled a show that I had scheduled so I could go out,和乔纳森第一次约会on my first date with Johnathan,然后他跟我说他像吃维生素一样吸食安非他命and he tells me that he does speed like vitamins.,“我不知道你会吃快速丸”,然后他说,"I didn't know you could smoke speed,“其实不是快速丸(安非他命),是冰毒(甲基安非他命)”"Well,我就说,“如果我们第一次约会你就告诉我And I'm like,你吸食冰毒就想吃维生素一样,我会离开的that you did meth like vitamins,但我爱上了他,现在可不就过成这样了Then I fell in love with him and now I'm fucked.,- 不,我很开心,非常开心‐ No,- 你过得不好?‐ No......
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