窈窕奶爸 Mrs. Doubtfire英文字幕下载-4K电影

窈窕奶爸 Mrs. Doubtfire英文字幕下载

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 ( "The Barber of Seville" by Rossini), Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro,Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro! Son qua, Figaro! Son qua, Figaro qua, Figaro la, Figaro qua, Figaro la,Figaro su, Figaro giu, Figaro su, Figaro giu, Pronto prontissimo, son come il fulmine,sono il factotum della citta, Della citta, della citta,della citta, della citta,Phew!, Ah bravo Figaro, bravo bravissimo,ah bravo Figaro, bravo bravissimo, A te fortuna, a te fortuna,a te fortuna non manchera, La la la la la la, la la la la la la,la la la la la la, la la la la, A te fortuna, a te fortuna,a te fortuna non manchera, Sono il factotum della citta, Sono il factotum della citta, Della citta, della citta, Della citta,- Oops.- Salutations, snack.,Yipe. On second thought...,Yiiiiipe!,9-1-1! 9-1-1!,Police! Civic authorities! ASPCA! ASAP!,Murder! Betrayal! Kidnapped!,No, birdnapped!,A cup of garlic, a twist of parakeet.,Eat your heart out, Julia Child.,Excuse me, but isn't it customaryfor the jailbird to get one telephone call,In your case, I think not.,Afternoon snacks have few civil liberties.,But I'm not wholly without heart.,How about a nice soothing cigarette,Pah! Agh! Ugh!,Oh, I will not do this. I cannot!,Oh, what a foul way for a bird to die!I don't want to get beak cancer.,No! My lungs are blackened!,Here we go again. Cut, cut, cut! Roll it back.,- Help me...- What are you doing Daniel...,That line is not in the script.Why did you add it,- I wanted to comment on the situation.- What situation,Shoving a cigarette into Pudgie's mouthis morally irresponsible.,This is a cartoon,not a friggin' Oprah Winfrey Special.,Lou, millions of kids see this cartoon.It's like telling them "Light up.",You can't put words in Pudgie's mouthif his mouth isn't moving.,It's voice-over. An interior monologue.Maybe even the voice of God.,(imperious voice) Pudgie, don't smoke.,- Actors.- What Let's askthe technicians.,Do you think it's morally rightto promote smoking to the youth of America,(whistles) They're biased. That's a mistrial.,Daniel, this sessionis costing the studio thousands.,If you want a paycheck, stickto the script.,If you want to play Gandhi,then do it on somebody else's time.,(as Gandhi)Then I've got to do what I've got to do.,That's very funny.Where the hell are you goin',If you leave, you're not comin' back in.,I'm not takin' any crap from you, pal.,Well, in the words of Porky Pig:,P-P-P-P-P-P-Piss off, Lou.,- So what about that history test- Don't ask.,- Did you have fun in school- I painted a picture of a rainbow.,(whistles),- (both) Dad- Daddy!,Daddy!,- I thoughtyou couldn't pick us up.- Well, I got off early.,- You mean you got fired- No, I quit... for reasons of conscience.,Actors.,(California drawl) Dude, congratulationson your 12th birthday. Got a surprise for ya.,- A stripper- Ooh, please!,- Two strippers- Hoo-hah, boy!,- A party- Yes!,No. No parties.,Mom said you couldn't have onebecause of your report card.,(as Jack Nicholson) Mom's not gonna behome for another four hours, is she,Prepare yourself... for the wild kingdom.,(hisses like a snake),Coming up toward the very end.There she goes. And she wins that race.,Come on off now. Here we go.,You want to feed him,See if this guy will.,Oops. Sorry.,Shoo! Get out!,Shoo! Shoo!,- Gregory, enderson andillard.- Miranda Hillard, please.,I know whatyou're going for with thesemurals, but perhaps if they weren't so large.,- And let's do steel windows, not wood.- Uh-huh.,Eliminate the oriental rug.Let's try an Aubusson carpet.,- More pinkthan red.- Good idea.,Union Square Inn. This is better.,More Arts and Crafts. A Dirk Van Erp lamp,a Stickley chair. Don't be seduced by chintz.,Excuse me. Miranda,can I speakto you for a minute,- Yes. Excuse me.- Certainly.,Just be one minute.,I just got off the phonewith a Stuart Dunmeyer.,- Stuart Dunmeyer- Mm-hm. He said you were acquaintances.,Stuart Dunmeyer,He's putting millions into restoringthe old Wellman mansion on Nob Hill.,- He wants to make it into a $500-a-night B$B.- Yes, I read about it.,- He's been doing very well.- Mm-hm, that's him.,And he specifically asked for you, Miranda.,He did.
    - I told him you'd call first thing tomorrow.- Yes, I will.,Miss Hillard The operatorhas a Gloria Chaney on hold.,- She says it's an emergency.- Excuse me.,Gloria,( "Jump Around" byouse of Pain),- Oh, my God!- Is this your residence, ma'am,Yes, I'm sorry to say it is.,Are you aware it's illegal to possessbarnyard animals in a residential area,- What if you're married to one- We're also responding to a noise violation.,I'm going to respond myself.I'm awfully sorry about this. I'll...,You ate my begonias! God!,Get out of my way!,(pandemonium), Jump around, Jump around, Jump around, Jump up, jump up and get down, Everybody jump, jump, jump, jump, jump,Oh... Shoo! Get! Get!, I'm the cream of the cropI rise to the top, I never eat a pig, cos a pig is a cop, Or better yet a Terminatorlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, Try to play me out, likeas if my name was Sega, I'm comin' to getya, I'm comin' to getya, Spittin' out lyrics, homey I'll wetya, I came to get down, I came to get down...,Hah!,Miranda! Whassup,You're home early, girlfriend.,Havin' a birthday in the house.,What the hell is going on around here,Don't get mad, honey. Listen.,You're home a little early. I was gonnaclean it all up before you got home., Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump...,Honey... What are you looking for,I'd be careful. That pony had a lot of water.,(music stops),Party's over.,(Daniel) She called youand you bust the birthday party. Great(!),(Miranda) Don'tyou daremake me out to be the monster here, Daniel!,You have all the funand I get whatever's left over.,- You chose the career.- I have no choices here. I have no choices!,Even when I try to do something fun,you do it ten times bigger!,I bring home a cake and gifts.You bring the goddamn San Diego Zoo!,- And I have to clean up!- It's not toxic waste, just a few party plates!,Why am I the only onethat feels there has to be rules,Why do you alwaysmake me out to be the heavy,I don't. You do ityourself quite naturally.,- You set me up every time to be the bad guy.- Oh, lighten up, will ya,You spend too much time withthose corporate clones you used to despise.,I spend too much time with you, Daniel.It's over!,It's over.,Come on, Miranda. We've got problems,but who doesn't We could work 'em out.,We've been trying to workthem outfor 14 years.,Come on, please. Listen.Maybe we need some help, OK,Maybe a family therapistwill help us do this together.,It's too late for that.,Well, let's take a vacation with the kids,as a family. Getyou away from work.,You're a different person.You really are. You're great.,Our problems would be waiting for uswhen we got back.,We'll move, and hopefullyour problems won't follow us.,Daniel, please don't joke.,OK.,Yeah. We've just grown apart. We're different.,- We have nothing in common.- Oh, sure we do. We love each other.,Come on, Miranda. We love each other.,Don't we,I want a divorce.,(whispers) No.,We can't. We're a family. You know,I'm so sorry.,Yeah, Ma, he told me all about it.,Yeah, Ma. I heard, I heard.,- Well, yeah, he's here.- No.,Ma, he's not really in the mood to talk.,Yeah, depressed.I mean, his marriage is ending.,My marriage is not ending. It's just on hiatus.,Ma, I think he's in a little bit of denial.,No, we're taking good care of your little boy.Don't worry, Mom.,- Hi, Evelyn. Thanks for the jam.- She says you're welcome.,That beige concealer.When are we gettin' more of it,- Next week.- You hear that, Ma Next week.,Wait, hang on.,- Enough already. It's a man.- How would you know,Bitch.,No, Ma, notyou. I was talkin' about the dog.,Ma, listen. We got peoplewaitin' for us on the set.,Oh, yeah. It's a busy life, Ma.Places to go, faces to paint.,Yeah, I'll tell him, Ma.,Don't worry, I'll tell him.,Yeah. Hold on, Ma.,She wants to knowif you want to come stay with her.,- No way.- He says he'll think about it, Ma.,I will. All right. I love you, too.,Bye, Ma.,Hey, listen, you know you can alwaysstay with us just as long as you want.,Thank you, but I'm OK, really.I mean, this is just a temporary thing.,I know Miranda. It's gonna blow over.,Mr and Mrs Hillard, although these custodyproceedings tend to favour the mother...,...we also realise, perhaps now more thanever, that it is not in a child's best interest...,...to deprive him or herof an obviously loving father.,However, since at the present time Mr Hillardhas no place to live and no employment.........

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