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电影:康斯坦丁:神秘之所 (Constantine: House of Mystery)

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 [theme music playing],[Constantine] There was no hopeafter the apocalypse war.,The world was a stinking charnel house,with bodies rotting in the streets.,And we'd won the bloody thing.,Everyone lost someone, me included.,And because the worldwas ending from the damage done to it,,time wouldn't heal those wounds.,But between thoughts of snuffing it,I had an idea.,What if there was a way to make,all of it never have happenedin the first place?,My plan needed The Flashand his speed to recreate a flash point,,to rewrite the past.,I'd guide him with magic,to change eventsand keep Darkseid from ever finding us.,And for my past sins,,I decided to make sureI paid this bill myself,,no matter the price.,It was the first trulynoble thing I'd ever done in my life.,And, oh, how it would cost me.,What the shite is this about?,Not bad.,Not the stairs then.,Keep it together, Johnny.,[door creaking],[all] Surprise!,What's all this, then?,It's not every daya wanker like you turns 50.,Well, certainly not onewith as many demons,that want to kill you.,[Zatanna chuckles] Stop that, Jason.,Zee?,Tonight is about friends,,family, and having made itthrough it all.,And beer. It's also about beer.,John, did you eatthe pickled eggs at the pub again?,I keep telling you,they don't change them.,No, no, no, It's not that. It's just...,I thought you were dead.,[laughs] Of course not.,And don't scare the kidsbefore bedtime with your stories.,Kids?,[Jack and Della] Daddy!,She won't let me play with her.,Because he's a babythat breaks my awesome creations.,I told you to treat each otherfair and be nice.,Della, let him play,and Jack, don't break stuff.,Now give us a kiss and off to bed.,[coughing],What's the matter?Zee, some water here.,You too? Come here.,[both coughing],Jack!,Jason, call the doctor!,[coughing],[all coughing],[all retching],For God's sake! No, no!,Someone help! Help me. Help!,[gasps],[panting] Zee? You're okay?,Ritchie, if you're taking the piss,,I'll curse you with a ball sack fungusthat won't ever get sorted.,[Della] Oh, it's not a joke, Daddy.,It's what you deserve.,[snarling],Happy birthday, John.,[scratching],Did you get lostin your own home again, John?,Of course not. Where's my pint?,Hey, hey, hey, who is the dead geezer,we soul castto do his comedy act for us?,Edwin Tiggley.,John was so sure it would work.,Screwed that spell up royal.,He came back to usas a rotting corpse.,Worst part was he couldn'tdo his pa-pa-pa punch line without lips.,[laughs] Come on.That made it funnier.,-[all laughing]-[Gary] It's just a mouth full of teeth.,Oh, that's good, mate.,[Jason] You know what to dowith a bad hand, John?,Get rid of it.,[grunting],Come on, folks, let's give him a hand.,[growling],[scratching],Who's there? Show yourself.,[chanting in other language],[chuckles] Most people use a match.,Oh, no. Nothing like that.Just trying something out, you know?,Practice makes perfect.,You think so?,Show me.,You always were the smart one, Zee.,Just a minute.,Bloody buttons.,-Kids asleep, then?-What are you talking about?,We don't have kids..
    We don't?,You said you weren't sure.,Have you changed your mind?,I think so. Yeah.,Yes.,Well then, this nightis going to be extra special.,I'm all in. One hundred percent.,Are you sure we don't have kids now?,Name of Jack, maybe Delli?,Delli? Very sure.,Come on, John.,I could use some attention.,Right? 'Course.,Ready to go.,But the thing of it is I'm fairly sure,you introduced me to our kidsnot too long ago.,Why can't your mind be still?,[scratching],Stairs it is then.,Okay, Mr. Lamp,,how about we introduce youto Mr. Window!,[glass shattering],Cheeky.,I'll have you now.,Son of a bitch.,Illusion tricks, eh?I perfected that shite, mate.,Let's see who's winding me up.,Remember how you got here.,Come back to bed, John.,[screaming],So the manager asks,"What's the act called?",And the Dad says, "The Aristocrats.",[laughter],-That was truly disgusting.-And you secretly loved it.,And where do you think you're going?,The loo.,One in, one out, you know?,[knocking at door],[Ritchie] Um, fall in, Johnny?,Out in a minute, wanker.,This had better be worth it.,Now remember how you got here.,So that's it then.,Lock me in The House of Mysteryand throw away the key.,You have no ideawhat you've set in motion.,Changing the Earth's pasthas created not a ripple,,but a tidal wave of disturbance.,So, my spell had worked.,And Spectre, near-God wanker that he is,,took it upon himself to rap my knuckles.,You will no longer be allowed,to meddle with powersyou do not comprehend.,Wait, wait, wait.,What now, human?,I didn't know it was against the rules.,No matter.,What I'm saying is thatothers should understand,the high price they'll payif they do what I did.,Announce my sentence.,It'll be like putting out a warning cone,on a dangerous streetfor us puny mortals.,John Constantine,,for changingyour planet's past and future,,you are sentenced to spend eternity,in The House of Mystery.,And, of course, I said something cheekyto piss him off.,If you ever give upthis almost-God thing,,you'd be a fantastic town-crier.,You know, hear ye, hear ye!,Your outfit sucks!,Where'd you learn to use the crapper?,Bugger off.,[snarling],[footsteps approaching],After learning the truth,,the memory wipe and confusion spellsdidn't work for long.,[grunts],This led to me being murdered.,[groans],You'd think that would havebeen the end of it?,You'd be wrong.,The Spectre's vengeance spellkept resetting me back to square one.,So I got to experience deathat the hands of my friends,,and loved ones over and over again.,[snarling],[grunting],[snarling],Got to the pointwhere the comical deaths,were a nice change of pace.,Go to sleep, you little wanker!,[grunting],No telly for you!,[panting],[growling],Victory! Yes!,[chomping],And since The House of Mystery,is free from the bondingsof normal time,,the days turned into months.,Then years.,Then decades.,[thuds]......

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